Tacky Ass!

Dear idiot with the extra small skinny jeans in the gas station,

Hey jackhole, get your priorities straight. You're talking shit about going to a party in the Valley and can't wait to get "Turnt Up" but you choose to buy three $5 lotto scratchers and two $10 lotto scratchers but only put in $5 in your gas tank on your raggedy ass Monte Carlo, from what I remember that gets about 15mpg. Judging from the shape of that bucket, it's less. Hope your AAA card isn't expired, since you clearly don't know how far the valley is from paramount. Tacky ass mutha fucka.

Regards,

Scott