My List of things that need to stay in 2013.. Translation.. Don't bring this mess into 2014.

A friend of mines posted this list and it was only right that it be shared for everyone to see......


#1. "Turn Up" unless you are applying this statement to the volume on your tv, the thermostat, or the stereo in your car, leave it in 2013.

#2. Free_______T-shirts. If the dude was caught on Tape shooting somebody they found the gun at his house he had gun residue on his fingers he posted the shooting video on youtube he took a selfie over the dead body on instagram and he tweeted he just murdered someone on twitter.. Don't Wear a Free____ Tshirt for him, he was trying to go to jail.

#3. Women and those Roman Sandals and Togas, its cool that you want to look like a concubine in ancient Rome but please leave that fashion in 2013 the whole Cleopatra look is burned.

#4. Taking Bathroom pics while being photobombed by the toilet. Photoshoots in the bathroom with a log in the toilet is soooo 2013 let that ride folks.

#5. Putting Rims on your car that are worth more than the car. If your Blue Book Value on your car is $1500 you better not put no $3000 rims on it, imma steal it and set it on fire.

#6. Posting your weight loss goals and start dates on FB. Look folks the truth of the matter is the urge to eat is the strongest desire of a human being its stronger than cigarettes and crack so being overweight isn't necessarily your fault, but when you post what you're about to do on FB I better not see a picture of you with your face covered in Banana Pudding a week later. Don't jinx yourself. Lose your belly quietly.

#7.Snitches get stitches lol.. Can we let this fake hood facade go? LOL. All these hood dudes is out there snitching, how do you think you got caught the dude with you told on you, Do your dirt by yourself if you aint trying to get told on those gangstaz you roll with have voices like Beyonce, Patti Labelle and Jennifer Hudson, they SING!!!!!. So you thought you was rolling with crips but they are more like Destiny's child.

#8. The thought that everyone is hating on you. No.. just remember you don't have a mirror taped to your hat that allows you to see yourself allday so sometimes another persons view of you can be more accurate than your view of yourself, if you're the person always getting "Hated on" chances are its you.

#9. Women Taking pictures backwards with your rump as the centerpiece of the Picture. I use to hear people say take my picture on my "Good Side" Well I have the key to your life as a single woman, your best side is your rump, henceforth your singleness.

#10. Lying to Kickititis . If you're still lying to impress your friends at 35 yrs old, please leave your whole being in 2013: translation go home to glory tomorrow night at 11:59 pm. Adults should be able to have an adult conversation without you telling me that last night you couldn't kick it because you were installing 12 inch woofers on the space shuttle. C'mon Son, you're insulting my intelligence.

#11. If you're Bipolar, your last Facebook post should be in 2013, de-activate your account at 11:59 tomorrow night, I don't want to see any more of these posts.
1pm.. "Im so hungry
1:15pm "The B*itches don't know who they F&^&*^*& wit"
1:25pm "My son is so cute this is my baby"
1:30pm "Jesus is my rock"
Ok get your crazy self off of Facebook you got too many different emotions happening in 30 minutes.

#12. Leave taking pictures of Weed and posting it on FB in 2013, FYI... Whether you delete the pic or not it remains in the FB archives and can be retrieved by the police.

#13. Philosophers, If your grade point average had -.0 in front of it, imma need you not to post any sayings or advice on FB in 2014.

#14. Ladies:.. No more Excessive Weaves. If you looked like Grace Jones last week, most of us know you didn't grow a Pocohantas shag in one week. Theres a deadly cold front moving through america and the horses need that extra padding and warmth.

Happy new year.